I'm not sure how else to start this post beyond just saying this:
Here's a video of 49ers wide receiver Marquise Goodwin posing with ... a tiger:
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I have so many questions ...
1. Why is the tiger so calm?
2. Where did this take place?
3. Where can I get one?
But wait -- there's more.
Here is Goodwin jumping off of an elephant and catching footballs:
Make sure you don't try this at home, kids. The 49ers' wide receiver isn't normal -- and I mean that in the best way possible. In his tweet, he calls it a Fearless Friday post, but that's because the guy doesn't appear to be scared of anything -- and not just a wild animal. He's also interested in competing in the 2020 Summer Olympics that will take place in Tokyo, Japan.
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Yep -- Goodwin previously competed in the 2012 Olympics and tied as the No. 1 qualifier in the long jump. He wasn't able to repeat in the qualifier for the 2016 Summer Games, but he's still open to the idea.
The guy can do it all, apparently.